Trina’s New Business Venture

So one of the tackiest chicks in the game is taking it upon herself to style the rest of America. Rapper Trina is coming out with her own clothing line that will be called Pink Diamond Couture. According to the press release:

When it comes to fashion and style Trina has always been a trend setter. With her unique style and an appreciation of what women want, Trina will debut her Pink Diamond Couture clothing line for Spring 2008. Her high quality jeans are emblazoned with her signature logo on the back pockets. Imagine jeans with details such as leather, python and crystals. To add a personal touch to her line the collection comes with a Tattoo that is uniquely Trina’s. No detail is overlooked in the fabric, as well as design. The fit and styling are a sexy new look in the world of fashion.

I can’t imagine what foolishness is about to be bestowed on the great lands of America due to Trina, and I really don’t want to. I just don’t understand why someone who looks a hot mess all the time thinks they can give fashion tips to everyone else. AND THEN she has the nerve to call it couture! If I recall my fashion vocab correctly “couture” refers to highly fashionable, usually custom-made clothing. If anybody out there on the world wide web can explain how clothes that will probably end up on the racks at Marshalls (next to the Fubu line) qualifies as “couture,” it would be greatly appreciated.