Kells Is Fenna Go To Jail

Tell me that ain’t the same guy.

The infamous R. Kelly sex tape will be played in the courtroom today as singer Robert Kelly’s statutory rape trial gets underway. There has to be a better argument for him than the that’s-not-me defense. He could have gotten his lawyers to argue that the state would be committing a crime by playing the tape if in fact the girl was under age at the time, or if he finds some long lost birth certificate that shows the girl was 18, or some dude that looks EXACTLY like him (who also has a steam room in his house), or…nah he’s goin to jail.