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Worst Week Ever…and It’s Only Tuesday

May 13, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Remy Ma

A girl’s wedding day is arguably the best day of her life. Every little girl dreams about it, but no one ever imagines their wedding gown will actually be a bright orange jumpsuit. Remy Ma’s scheduled jail house wedding to Rapper Papoose was called off yesterday after Papoose tried to rock a skeleton key into Rikers Island prison. I guess the authorities thought he was trying to break his boo out so they could spend the rest of their lives together in the free world.

After calling off that ghetto ass wedding, Remy Ma was then sentenced to eight years in prison for shooting her homegirl two times last July over an argument about money. When you have friends like that who needs enemies, right? Maybe she’ll take these next eight years to convert to Islam or get a college education. I only have one question for Remy Ma: “Is you gone eat yo cornbread?”

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